_The Orange Eats Creeps_ can tumblr grumble about anarchists with the best of them

_The Orange Eats Creeps_ can tumblr grumble about anarchists with the best of them

Anonymous asked: "To PLL’s credit, the bartender is the most stereotypically butch person in the room, and even she is hot as blazes.” The way you said this is pretty cruel.

I apologize if this came off as butchphobic. As a femme, though I’m mostly attracted to other femmes, I happen to think a whole lot of butches are hot as hell. But what I was talking about was the tendency of TV to present butch lesbians as ugly and undesirable—not the idea that they are so in reality.

Really, I’ve forgotten how to turn off anon asks—can anyone help me?

Hanna Marin In A Lesbian Club Part II

(I’m sort of glad that t-shirt got flirtini flung at it by the scorned girlfriend, though, b/c it had a BOWTIE ATTACHED TO IT)

Perpetual dilemma: hate all of Aria’s jewelry, want all of her dresses

Perpetual dilemma: hate all of Aria’s jewelry, want all of her dresses

Oh, c’mon, it’s HANNA MARIN IN A LESBIAN CLUB

Too PLL’s credit, the bartender is the most stereotypically butch person in the room, and even she is hot as blazes.

Putting on makeup to meet a boy? No, applying mascara in an Amazonian fashion to keep from crying in preparation for a rendezvous with the private detective who will follow your blackmailer/ex-lover. That’s my Spencer—she’s such a dame.

Putting on makeup to meet a boy? No, applying mascara in an Amazonian fashion to keep from crying in preparation for a rendezvous with the private detective who will follow your blackmailer/ex-lover. That’s my Spencer—she’s such a dame.

How come I can write thousands of words in tumblr posts on “House of Pleasures”, but once it comes time to write a review of it for Tits and Sass I’m stuck writing fifty words an hour at best?

Don’t we have enough to worry about without anxiety about going the way of cottage weavers? 

Also, sexbots will pave the way for the adoption of basic income? What?

highvoltageinmylips:

i think i might want to obtain a lace bodysuit. Fuck
marginalutilite

I am an inspiration to all.

Last time I binge on Ambien till the next time.

Rewatching the Hanna-Marin-in-a-lesbian-club scene b/c it was made to be rewatched.

battlestardidactica:

i told my prof today about tristan taormino being thomas pynchon’s niece (i found this out on easter weekend and i was so excited about it) and he responded, ‘who’s thomas pynchon?’ and i’m SO UPSET, never has the wind been taken out of my sails so fast :(

Whaaaaaat? Well, points to your prof for at least knowing who Taormino is—it’s not every prof that does—but are we really hearing “Who’s Pynchon?” in the hallowed halls of a university.
Also, this is exactly the kind of factoid that makes me just so *happy*.

_The Compleat Purge_ turns awesome again

More outfit variations, including my 599fashion black fuzzy mini skirt (for, that’s right, $5.99) and my other Charlotte Russe bodysuit, the black ruched twist-front one for $6.99. Feel like a real model now that I’m photographing myself under the influence.

Playing dress up with my new Charlotte Russe $5.99 beet red ruched cage back bodysuit and my much older $10 gold ruffle body con skater skirt—-oh, and my old red lace makemechic $8.50 ballet flats with bows.